Dang it I'm not getting messages after iOS update!

Oh no! Well, there's an easy fix for that. From your iPhone/iPod/iPad home screen go into "Settings" and tap on "Notification Center". From there, find and select HiFutureSelf.

Make sure that "Notification Center", "Alerts", "Sounds", "Badges", and "Display on Lock screen" are enabled.

And voila! You can now receive your dorky messages again.